Last night, in the midst of a Rocky and Bullwinkle marathon, Sterling and I happened upon the topic of those annoying bulletins that people keep reposting on MySpace. If you've ever had a MySpace page, you know the ones we mean..."OMGZZZ repost this in 34 seconds or ur mom is gunna die n ur gonna get hit by a trcuk, this is SOOO not fake! REPOST!" and so on and so forth. So we thought to ourselves "We should write one of these literary gems ourselves and see if anyone is dumb enough to repost it!"
We had a grand time coming up with two of the most ignorant, misspelled, unreadable stories ever. And we posted them (With the obligatory unrelated titles designed to "trick" you into opening it...which, after the first time, is no longer a trick...).
Now, one might think that surely, most people are intelligent enough to see through the scam and would not repost this mass of literary vomit. Alas, that is not the case. Within just a few hours...SUCCESS! Our bulletins had be reposted, and our suspicions confirmed.
To sate the curiosity which you, my faithful readers, must surely be feeling now, here is the wonderful literary work which has been thrust into cyberspace, where it will exist forever:
OMG, u AHVE 2 read this!!!1!!!11!

So there wuz this girl, Brandi, and she had this bf, Zachj. And they wre like, SUPER in luv!@!! But one day Zack met this chick named Sasha.and becuz he wuz drunk, he totally bange dher. After he did it with Sasha he felt real bad so he went 2 see B randi. As he was driving, becuz he was drunk, he crahsed in2 a semi and died.
Brandi wuz so sad that she killed herself by jumping off the top of the church where they were sposed to get maried later that year. So it turns out that Sasha was a voodoo pristess that she missed Zack so much that she resurected him thru evil black magik. Wen the spirit of Zach returned all he could think about was the spirit of Brandi not Sahsa. So Sasha was mad and sent his spirit back to hell. But ZXack tricked her and killed her with her own magic. Now he roams young girl's bedrooms in search of his lost love Brandi.

IF U DOn"T REPOST THIS IN 84 seconds, the ghost of Zach will appear in your bedroom and offer you to the voodoo gods in sacrifice 4 Braindi's
REPOST WITH THE TITLE "tits"

PASS IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR ESLE!!!!!!!!!!!

Kind of ruins your faith in the human race, doesn't it?